Monday, March 29, 2010

Hollywood Dictionary

New word of the day: Chandelier.  Ok I know, its not a new word, but I came up with a whole new meaning for it.  


A chandelier is usually beautiful.  Adds to the beauty of a room.  It sparkles and shines and is usually pretty expensive!  It's usually admired and displayed in extravagant homes.  Wiki definition: chandelier is a branched decorative ceiling-mounted light fixture with two or more arms bearing lights. Chandeliers are often ornate, containing dozens of lamps and complex arrays of glass or crystal prisms to illuminate a room with refracted light. 


We all know what a trophy wife is.  Usually young and attractive, and is regarded as a status symbol for a husband. But what if this man doesn't marry her.  What do you call her?  A chandelier.  Try it on for size.  Yup it works.  You're welcome.  Make sure to use it in a sentence this week.


Bonus word of the day: Goldfish*. Referring to girls in their early 20's. They are easily distracted and have problems concentrating.  Easy to train. Like shiny, sparkly things.  They usually last for 4-6 months, then you have to flush them down the toilet and get a new one.  
*Special thanks to Maurice James for this one! 

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