Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Did I do that? (insert Erkel voice)

Blank stares and mumbles. My brain is mush. I can't remember what I did yesterday. Wait how did I get to work today? Who knew being a Mommy would make you feel like you just got back from a 3 day bender in Vegas? But at least when you get back from Vegas you can crash for 24 hours of solid sleep and couch time. I haven't had a solid 8 hours of sleep in over a year. Sleep deprivation is taking its toll.

It’s amazing how well you do actually function on no sleep. On auto pilot most days. Routines are key. Although, I have managed to forget to put on mascara 3x times now. Eyeshadow with eye liner, no mascara. I wouldn’t recommend this look. But how I manage to not notice until I’m taking off my make-up at the end of the day, puzzles me every time. Do I really fail to look in the mirror while washing my hands each time?  Maybe I just walk around with my eyes closed.......

Yesterday was my first really hard day. I couldn’t comprehend what people were saying to me or put together sentences. So if you had any interaction with me I apologize and really don’t remember talking to you. Earl sent me to bed right after dinner. I hope I get sent to bed early tonight too……