New Love +10

Ah, new love. Nothing in world is quite like it. Dinners, drinks, cuddling on the sofa, going to festivals and eating amazing food. You're so happy. Then about a month in you notice something.......your damn pants are feeling quite snug around the waist! 


Without fail, all new couples gain weight unless you're that crazy workout together couple. Barf. But seriously, new relationships are based on eating and being lazy together! 


So I've got a few tips for you new relationship'ers. 
1. NO eating unless you're together. 
2. Early AM workouts and another workout in the PM.
3. If you must eat, take only 3 bites of the food and throw that shit away!
4. When together, pick either food or alcohol. No need for those extra food calories, always pick alcohol.
5. Lots of sex to burn off those alcohol calories.
6. Knock food off the fork of your lover. It's out of love, saving them from fat and calories.
7. Drop hints about noticing the new weight by leaving gym membership cards taped to the fridge.
8. Make sure to always say "Are you sure you want to eat that?" as he/she shoves some food in their mouth.
9. Try fasting and cleanses. But never when together. It's pretty "messy". 
10. When someone hot and skinny walks by, be sure to point them out and ask "Why can't you look like that?"


Hee Hee :-)