Yeah, they have an app for that.

On the iPhone, you can get just about any application imaginable on your phone!  If you can think it, they’ve probably got an app for it. 

They need to have a douchebag detector app.  I Googled it, doesn’t exist yet.  But looks like a lot of people agree….it’s needed.   With the press of one button you can get a reading on your phone showing his level of douchebagness….genius!  It should have different categories that it rates him on.  And you can decide what is and isn’t too much douchebag for you.  You could better evaluate if he is worth your time.   

Possible categories:

1. Loyalty
2. Honesty
3. Good to his mother
4. Trust worthy
5. Compassionate
6. Kindness
7. Self Control
8. Respect
9. Reliable
10. Confident

List growing but I think that's an honest start.  :)

I see this app saving a lot of time and heartache.  The worst part about a douchebag is his smooth words and ways that he convinces you “he’s one of the good ones”.  If the app could evaluate him with just a tap of his phone….pure awesomeness. 

Also in development: Is she a sheezy? app. :)