Saturday, May 30, 2009

We're so retro.

I am sure you noticed the 80's are back.  The colored Ray Ban glasses, skinny jeans, paint splattered shirts, high-top sneaker, etc.  But the best part of the 80's that came back is making out!  OMG, want to feel young again?  Here's what you do:
1. Spot a really hot boy.
2. Totally flirt with him.
3. Get his number.
4. Flirt over the phone.
5. Invite him over when you parents are out, hee hee.
6. Act really coy and shy.
7. Lean towards him and twirl you hair.
8. Let him kiss you.
9. Make sure he doesn't touch your private places.
10.  Right before he is about to leave (because your parents are coming home soon), give him a sneak peak and shove his ass out the door.
11. Giggle.
12. Talk on the phone while he is on his way home telling him naughty things.
It's the instant way to feel young again.  Nothing to feel dirty about.  All you did was kiss.  And then tomorrow, repeat steps 1-12.  

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